A zombie outbreak would never last more than two days due to natural predators like maggots and hot weather tearing them apart. And science ruins creativity once again!!
To get a tattoo, the skin is pierced between 50 and 3,000 times a minute by a tattoo machine. Oh...I'm willing, ready and able.
If you mix Coke and milk together, you will be left with dirty water and sand. And if you drink it, you will vomit.
When your mother was born, she was already carrying the egg that would become you. ...WTF?
Deja Vu occurs when your brain tries to apply a memory of a past situation to your current one, fails, and makes you feel like it's happened.
A "buttload" is a real measurement of volume - One buttload is equal to 126 gallons. * It's a real thing. I shit you not. Click to find out!
Humans are the only mammals that can't swallow and breathe at the same time. * I can only imagine how many people are going to be trying this right now...
Brass doorknobs disinfect themselves after 8 hours.
Apple makes their employees work on fake projects until they can be trusted.
Sony has banishment rooms where they send surplus employees to do remedial tasks until they become depressed and quit. *I think it's called a server room.